It's officially over, Newgrounds.

Just in case anyone cares, or if anybody even looks at my userpage anymore, I just want to explain why I'm not as active as I once was. With my new laptop, I've become addicted to quite a few things that I couldn't do before.

The first of those things is The Orange Box. I mostly got it for Portal, but I didn't expect how rad TF2 would be. Portal was a great game, and I loved it, but TF2 is a lot more addictive. I'm not very good at it, but I have fun.

Anyway, that's where I've been.

I'm getting a laptop!

It's a Dell XPS with a 15.4" widescreen, a 2.0 megapixel webcam, 2 gigs of RAM, a 1.83 GHz processor, and many other radical features. As I'm writing this, it's on its way to my house. I'll edit the news post when it gets here.

EDIT: It's here, and all I have to say right now is that this thing is very, very badass.

EDIT: I'm in technology heaven.

I see you hiding under there.

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK I HATE YOU ALL. I was going to have someone say, "Under where?" and then I'd laugh at them and let no more comments through, but you guys ruined it.

My Score: 10/10

After having this game for two weeks, I can say one thing. This game is teh secks. The only thing that I can find remotely wrong with this game is that all my friends want to come over and play it to the point where it's annoying. The graphics are excessively impressive, especially for the Wii. The gameplay is basically the same as SSBM, but improved tenfold. The Subspace Emissary (the Story Mode) had a decent plot, and the amazing part was that there is no dialog. The stage design is extremely creative. Some stages, like Final Destination, you don't even want to fight. You just want to watch the stage change. The amount of customization is amazing. You can do everything from configuring the exact way you want the controls to be to choosing how often different songs will appear on each stage. Speaking of music, that selection is great, too (of course). Right now I'm just in the Sound Test area listening to the different songs I've gathered. Overall, this game is great, and definitely a good buy.

-Link-

Well on that website mentioned in my earlier news post I found this spiral. I've spent a ton of time watching it, and if you look for yourself you won't blame me. I've done my math and I've found out that each ball passes the line at smaller fraction. The first one only passes once per full rotation, the second one passes twice, the third one passes three times, up till the smallest one which passes forty-eight times. The further into the spiral the balls are, the higher note they'll play when they pass the line.

Ask whatever question you want and I'll answer it truthfully.

Here's an example of a review that won't get deleted.

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Score: 10/10

lol

it wuz gud
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Here's an example of a review that will get deleted.

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Score 3/10

I'm sorry, but I didn't like it.

I wasn't able to enjoy this Flash. The animations seemed choppy and the colors were too flamboyant. I'd recommend increasing your frame rate and using more subtle colors.
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(The bottom one wasn't a real review, it was just the first couple things of constructive criticism I could think of.)

So basically, anything that is positive is okay, no matter how stupid, but constructive criticism is abusive? I've completely given up reviewing, since saying anything bad will result in the reviews being deleted.

Am I just being bitter, or has anybody else noticed this?

...making a comment on my own userpage...

I'm so tired of my shitty computer. It only has a tiny bit of memory, I can't run a lot of programs on it, and it only has 384 MB of RAM. That's why I say everybody on Newgrounds should donate to buying a better computer for me.